i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
John finally did it… He got his arms from that magic chest
i just sat here whispering “oh my god” for like a full minute before i clicked reblog
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
But why is is always John and Altaria? That doesn’t make sense to me. John’s Pokemon should be Misdreavus. It’s a ghost who like to play tricks on people. LITERALLY a ghostyTrickster!
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
Turtwig is a Pokémon that tends to be non-violent. As a show of affection, some Turtwig have been known to chomp their Trainer’s head. The leaf on its head will wilt if it becomes thirsty. As a result, it lives in areas that are close to lakes.
Turtwig is also sometimes either shy and lazy, or outgoing and protective.”
So yeah okay.
:I Also my name IS Matt and that is an incredibly common name. Common like Magikarp.
Oh yeah I considered Jigglypuff for you too, but then I was all “nah.”
Also, really? Really? Any reasoning behind that?