i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
John finally did it… He got his arms from that magic chest
i just sat here whispering “oh my god” for like a full minute before i clicked reblog
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
But why is is always John and Altaria? That doesn’t make sense to me. John’s Pokemon should be Misdreavus. It’s a ghost who like to play tricks on people. LITERALLY a ghostyTrickster!
six seconds well spent. [best vines][eric dunn]
Okay, no I'd say you're more of a turtwig kinda guy. I don't really have a reason. Well, I can't come up with words, but I just get this feeling that hey, this dork would have a turtwig. you feel me?
From Bulbapedia:
“Behavior:
Turtwig is a Pokémon that tends to be non-violent. As a show of affection, some Turtwig have been known to chomp their Trainer’s head. The leaf on its head will wilt if it becomes thirsty. As a result, it lives in areas that are close to lakes.
Turtwig is also sometimes either shy and lazy, or outgoing and protective.”
So yeah okay.
Your spirit Pokemon is magikarp, oh snap. No but I'd say you're magikarp, because you're going to be amazing and go great places, but you have to gain experience first. Or you're bayleaf because you're adorable but still kick ass and cool
:I Also my name IS Matt and that is an incredibly common name. Common like Magikarp.
